THE WIFF-WAFF
WHEN at last I could look around me I found that the hall was indeed simply full of animals.It seemed to me that almost every kind of creature from the countryside must be there: a pigeon, a white rat, an owl, a badger,a jackdaw-- there was even a small pig, just in from the rainy garden, carefully wiping his feet on the mat while the light from the candle glistened on his wet pink back.
The Doctor took the candlestick from the duck and turned to me."Look here," he said: "you must get those wet clothes off-- by the way,what is your name?"
"Tommy Stubbins," I said.
"Oh, are you the son of Jacob Stubbins, the shoemaker?" "Yes," I said.
"Excellent bootmaker, your father," said the Doctor."You see these?" and he held up his right foot to show me the enormous boots he was wearing."Your father made me those boots four years ago, and I've been wearing them ever since--perfectly wonderful boots--Well now, look here, Stubbins.You 've got to change those wet things and quick.Wait a moment till I get some more candles lit, and then we'll go upstairs and find some dry clothes.You'll have to wear an old suit of mine till we can get yours dry again by the kitchen-fire."So presently when more candles had been lighted round different parts of the house, we went upstairs; and when we had come into a bedroom the Doctor opened a big wardrobe and took out two suits of old clothes.These we put on.Then we carried our wet ones down to the kitchen and started a fire in the big chimney.The coat of the Doctor's which I was wearing was so large for me that I kept treading on my own coat-tails while I was helping to fetch the wood up from the cellar.But very soon we had a huge big fire blazing up the chimney and we hung our wet clothes around on chairs.
"Now let's cook some supper," said the Doctor.--" You'll stay and have supper with me, Stubbins, of course?"Already I was beginning to be very fond of this funny little man who called me "Stubbins," instead of "Tommy" or "little lad" (I did so hate to be called "little lad"!) This man seemed to begin right away treating me as though I were a grown-up friend of his.And when he asked me to stop and have supper with him I felt terribly proud and happy.But I suddenly remembered that I had not told my mother that I would be out late.Sovery sadly I answered,
"Thank you very much.I would like to stay, but I am afraid that my mother will begin to worry and wonder where I am if I don't get back.""Oh, but my dear Stubbins," said the Doctor, throwing another log of wood on the fire, "your clothes aren't dry yet.You'll have to wait for them, won't you? By the time they are ready to put on we will have supper cooked and eaten-- Did you see where I put my bag?""I think it is still in the hall," I said."I'll go and see."I found the bag near the front door.It was made of black leather and looked very, very old.One of its latches was broken and it was tied up round the middle with a piece of string.
"Thank you," said the Doctor when I brought it to him.
"Was that bag all the luggage you had for your voyage?" I asked."Yes," said the Doctor, as he undid the piece of string."I don't believein a lot of baggage.It's such a nuisance.Life's too short to fuss with it.And it isn't really necessary, you know--Where DID I put those sausages?" The Doctor was feeling about inside the bag.First he brought out a loaf of new bread.Next came a glass jar with a curious metal top to it.He held this up to the light very carefully before he set it down upon the table; and I could see that there was some strange little water-creature swimmingabout inside.At last the Doctor brought out a pound of sausages."Now," he said, "all we want is a frying-pan."We went into the scullery and there we found some pots and pans hanging against the wall.The Doctor took down the frying-pan.It was quite rusty on the inside.
"Dear me, just look at that!" said he."That's the worst of being away so long.The animals are very good and keep the house wonderfully clean as far as they can.Dab-Dab is a perfect marvel as a housekeeper.But some things of course they can't manage.Never mind, we'll soon clean it up.You'll find some silver-sand down there, under the sink, Stubbins.Just hand it up to me, will you?"In a few moments we had the pan all shiny and bright and the sausages were put over the kitchen-fire and a beautiful frying smell went all through the house.
While the Doctor was busy at the cooking I went and took another look at the funny little creature swimming about in the glass jar.
"What is this animal?" I asked.
